My father has just informed the cat that he doesn't get on the floor because he's a hummin' bean.

Ruby: *curled up in my lap, purring*

Me: *gently tweaking her hind claws*

Dad: Look at that big toe! She's got toes all over her feet!

Me: ... Yeah, she does!

Dad: ... ... ... (Never mind.)

And once again Vincent's dramatics save the day.

Kate says:

There is nothing in the world that I cannot do... except grow a dick.

Since I don't want to grow a dick, all is well.

I have not actually seen the movie, but I have the music all the same.

Yesterday, I wound up being acting secretary of the Toastmasters business meeting.

What the hell?

Apparently I can have a total of 112 userpics. How did this happen?

(This one was made by me. Today.)

Edit: The words say: bzz bzz bzz Mastermind bzz bzz bzz

As I wait for my hair to dry (so I can dye it) it occurs to me just how much time I spend generally unclothed. Which includes now.

Then I glance out the window at the road.

...

Eh, whatever.

... I'm reading about Sephiroth, but my mind keeps supplying Kadaj instead.

[insert long-suffering sigh]

I'm still not sure where people got the idea that I like crystalized ginger. I don't. Not even inside chocolate.